almondmilkpapi:

me: i really want chinese food

astrology hoe: OMG that’s because your birth moon is in orbit over your home planet and we just had a lunar eclipse so you’re extra hungry

cupcakevevo:

hundred dolla bill

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend
laughbitches:

laughbitches:

I DID IT I FUCKING DID IT

AND ITS 4/20 TODAY ALSO LIKE HOLY CRAP
fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

The worst part about looking a solid 10 is taking off the make up and going back to basic 2 status