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jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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87daysbefore:

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pretty patties RULE!

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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beerito:

follow for more complaining

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me sexting

  • boy: what u wearin? ;)
  • me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

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Yeah, I hate that kid too

— me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)

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fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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